You may have noticed the time shift in the Blue coridor, there is a redshift at certain times of the day; this has caused the bells to malfunction and the PCs are runing slow as the server room is also moving ever so slowly into the 5th dimension. The Lightspeed engineers are working hard to fix the hyperspace window being generated by the tidal effects of big data and the weaknesses in the walls caused by excessive data mining. Cambridge Analytica's data scraping has also contributred to the weakness in the space time continuum. There is no need to be afraid as everything is should be resolved in the near future; nevertheless steps are being taken, mostly from the gold staircase.
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